Phlebotomist - m4m (South Windsor)
Today (Thu) was the 2rd time you were my phlebotomist, we had really
good convsersation. I just want to nail you every time Im there,
what's my name and what are some of the things we talked about today
Decidedly fitting that this guy wants to nail the guy sticking him. For those not in the know, a phlebotomist is someone who draws your blood. (If you didn't know that, I'm sorry for pointing out your ignorance. But you deserve it.) Frankly I think that's too big a word for a missed connection. He could/should have said "Dude who took my blood." STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS EVERYONE.
Hot Girl Standing Outside... - m4w (Enfield)
I saw you outside your office this morning talking to someone and didn't
want to interrupt. I think you noticed me, but not sure... If you are
interested, tell me what color your shirt was so I know its you.
Hot...girl...standing...outside. Siiiiiiiiiiigh. He thinks she noticed him. After all, he was the person also standing outside. Eye-catching. What I like to imagine is that she writes him back and says "I was wearing the chartreuse shirt" and he ignores it because he thinks the shirt was more of an asparagus color. The connection stays missed and this man spends the rest of his life lamenting what could have been with the hot girl standing outside.
Beautiful redhead in the dodge interprid plate 821 SOA - m4w - 22 (7 eleven manchester)
I saw you walking in front of me and you held the door for me. Thank
you. You have a very beautiful smile. To bad I was to shy to say
something. If you see this, I'd like to try and get to know you over
coffee or a drink
This guy is a level 35 creeper. He would put Quentin Tarantino on edge. "Hey, didn't have the guts to talk to you, so in lieu of that I WROTE DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER." And then he went one step further; he posted the license plate number on a widely viewed public message board. I know license plate numbers aren't sacred or private, but come on, dude. That's going to scare away damn near anybody.
Sigh - m4w (Hartford)
We work together. I think you are beautiful, funny and interesting.
You will never know.
I can never tell you.
You will never know.
I can never tell you.
Well, thanks for telling all of us. I'm going to sit here and pretend that I wrote this to myself. Then I'm going to cry. (P.S. "Sigh"? FUCK YOU)
Lkg for the guy i blew/ fingered few wks back - m4m - 40 (Wethersfield)
Hey bro if u see this i remember u said tues u work from home.. Round 2? Up for fuckin me or gettn banged out? Free til noon
Hahahahahahahaha. These really make my day.
Books - m4w (CT)
Just watched Bridges Of Madison County.
It reminded me of you and your love life. I hope you are happy with your choices.
It reminded me of you and your love life. I hope you are happy with your choices.
Re: Books - w4m
Can you give another clue? Could be meant for me... Things are always not what they seem...
This little exchange is so goddamn confusing. Confusing thing number 1 is that the subject is "Books" and then the person says "I just watched Bridges of Madison County." Confusing thing number 2 is that this woman thinks this might be for her. "Bridges" is about a woman who has an affair and this guy saying "I hope you are happy with your choices." is kind of damning. Why would you seek out a follow-up? Do people often actively seek out people that hate them? Confusing thing number 3 is "Things are always not what they seem." SHE JUST BROKE OPEN THE MATRIX, FOLKS. That sandwich you're eating that seems like a sandwich? NOT A SANDWICH. Forget your so-called reality, sheeple. YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO. Here's your follow up clue, lady: This guy can't tell the difference between books and movies so he probably didn't know he was on Craigslist.
Ah! Another satisfying conclusion. Have a great weekend. I hope we're all happy with our choices.
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