The Sad Punk

Did you know that if you try to synch Pan's Labyrinth with "Wish You Were Here" after a number of drinks it will sort of work? Of course you knew that. You're smart. That's what I like about you. You know what I don't like about you? Canada. I know it doesn't make sense, but neither does looking at missed connections from Vancouver. BUT I DID.

Mustang driving woman - m4w 

Talk about a good strong first impression. You looked like a fellow fitness buff, and I thought your hot pink top was well-,...hot. But of course never said so. I simply complimented you on your car which you mentioned was for sale. Beauty of a car. Can we get in touch to talk more? You have ...so 

This person is a master of suspense. What does she have? I mean, apart from a "beauty of a car", you super Canadian mother fucker. You should have pretended that you were interested in buying her car. Actually, you should have just said "You're beautiful. You don't have a boyfriend, do ya, ay?" Then you could have had sex in a forest of maple trees or something. GOD, I HATE CANADA.

Girl in green pants on lonsdale!!!!! - m4w - 33 (lonsdale)

I saw you today in a store on lonsdale You had green pants on and a cute piercing that i could see. Loved your style. Let me know if you see this!!!!!!!!!!

If the first 5 exclamation points didn't scare her away, the last 11 did. Hang it up, psycho.

Girl at phibbs with huuuuge tits - m4w - 25 (Phibbs exchange )

You were walking towards the station at 8:30. I noticed your fun bags were enormous. I'd like to bring you iced tea and worship your nipples. Sincerely, guy waiting at the cap u bus stop.

This made me laugh. A lot. You can almost hear the guy saying this. "I'd like to bring you iced tea and worship your nipples." This guy is a goddamn poet. He's one of the most honest posters I've ever seen on here. No innuendo. No "You had a great smile" or any nonsense like that. No. This guy tells it like it is. She has big tits and that is all he is interested in. DONE.

100 bus and epic novels. - w4m (22nd Street) 

You sat beside me on the bus today while I was reading the fourth novel of a particular series. We chatted, blah blah blah. Just last night I was thinking I wish I had someone to talk about the series with, since nobody I know loves them like I do.
If you are interested in finishing the series, or chatting about what you've read, OR watching the tv show on netflix and complaining about the differences - email me! I should have asked for your contact, but I was running extremely late and was sort of all over the place at the time.

Subject the email with what novel we were discussing so I know its you!

Join a book club, you stupid Canadian whore. Wow. I don't know where that came from. Let me try a different tact. SHUT UP.

You somke on your balcony - m4w - 38 (Pitt meadows) 

I see you smoke on your balcony ..I smoke on mine.. You are always on the phone... I made a comment on your boston jersey in the hallway one day.... I know its a long shot but..I sure would like to talk more. Tell me what you have on your balcony so I know its you!

Smoking and waiting!!!

"Smoking and waiting!!!" What are you waiting for? For her to move into your apartment so then you'll be forced to interact with her in person? Because it seems like she's already pretty much at your disposal for any kind of talking you want to do. Which, by the way, negates your "I know its a long shot" bullshit. The only long shot here is that you're not mentally retarded/Canadian. BOOYAH.

That's all folks. Don't forget to never go to Canada. Or if you do, attend a nipple worshiping or two.