Dig For Fire

How has your week been? If it's been anything like mine, then you're exhausted because you've been staying up late trying to figure out the perfect comeback to a "Yo Mamma so Fat" joke you heard in 1991. Let's all mosey over to Wyoming for this week's missed connections. Where in Wyoming, you ask? Doesn't matter. Because when you pick Wyoming on Craigslist, you get the Whole. Damn. State.

Girl working at McDonalds on Delrange and Ridge - m4w - 25 (Cheyenne)

This is a long shot but I'm looking for a brunette girl with a tattoo on her hand that works at the McDonals on DelRange and Ridge. I was in today at around 6 on 4/27 and ordered an ice cream come and two sundaes, I thought you were really hot. I'm married but would love to have some "fun". If you see this and are interested email me or text me 3O7 5O9 OO19 

I think this is the first time I've read missed connections and thought, "they live in a place devoid of humans, so they have a legitimate chance of running into each other." Idiot McDouche here seems to disagree. "ice cream come" Typo? Or well placed innuendo? YOU DECIDE. Or I'll decide for you. It's a typo. How do I know that? Because this stupid married asshole posted his telephone number on Craigslist for all 150 occupants of Wyoming to see. And no one that stupid could work innuendo into a post. And why is "fun" in quotes? Is he implying that him cheating on his wife with her will not be fun? Kudos, completely oblivious guy! 

zebra shorts - m4w - 32 (gillette)

hi there, we locked eyes and exchanged smiles at smiths about 630pm to 700pm on monday the 29th you where going in smiths i was leaving in a pewter or silver gmc 4door truck. I'd like to chat with you 

This made me want a pair of zebra shorts more than anything else in the world. Also, I gotta say, 30 minutes is a long time to maintain eye contact AND smile contact with a complete stranger. To each their own, I suppose. Dude calls his truck "pewter." Who does that? That shit is gray.

Mills Loaf n Jug - ww4m - 21 (Mills/Casper)

To the guy who paid for our snacks at Loaf n Jug: You made our entire night!!! I highly doubt you'd see this here but you left so fast we never had a chance to thank you. Consider yourself thanked. That was the coolest thing anyone has ever done. We will both make sure to pay it forward.

A post where someone is genuinely thankful for a kind act and just wanting to say thank you. It's refreshing. But more importantly, there's a fucking store called Loaf n Jug. Hahahaha. I can hear the goddamn banjos...

True (Cheyenne)

Until you do right by me everything you even think about will crumble. I don't know much but I know this much is true. How many strange dudes have you sucked off since we last spoke? How many lies have you told? The people closest to you have no idea who you really are. You lie to everyone. I hope you catch an std you whore!

Finally! Someone in Wyoming has a pulse. A little vitriol instead of "Walmart this." And "Kmart that." And "I'm married but let's 'hookup'." "I HOPE YOU CATCH AN STD YOU WHORE!" That is some Shakespearean shit. It feels like he's putting a gypsy curse on this lady. "Everything you even think about will crumble." I hope this bitch doesn't think about any bridges I drive on...

Well, Wyoming, you were kind of boring, and a little sad/cheaty. But you got the job done. Word to the wise: LOAF N JUG.