Cali Boogie

Happy President's Day! One day I hope to be so influential and important to this country that my birthday gets lumped in with someone else's. Here's a funny anecdote about a presidential missed connection:

President Coolidge and the First Lady were visiting a large chicken farming operation, and were being taken on separate tours. In the breeding area, the manager mentioned that each rooster was used to service a hen several times a day. The First Lady told the manager to please tell that to President Coolidge.

The manager did so. President Coolidge replied “Same hen every time?” The manager said, “No, different hen every time.” Coolidge then said “Make sure you tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”

Then Calvin Coolidge posted in a newspaper the next day "Aw baBy! So sorry I missd U at the Chikin farmmmm! - m4w (Chikin Farmmmmm)"


Sorry there was no Valentine's Day Post, but I was feeling under the weather and also go fuck yourself.

Cutie with the hoodie - m4m - 25 (Palmdale)

Place where people go to exercise you were going to the path to stry running and I was going towards my car and you stared at me in my eyes and I stared back you were wearing your hooding and so was I tell me what color pants I had on ur super cute !!! U also have a nice car ! Send me a picture and I will send u mine 

I've been trying to figure out if this guy is being purposefully opaque about this "place where people go to exercise" or if he's just an idiot. Does he mean a park? Does he mean a gym? We'll never know because I don't know what color pants he was wearing. And is it just me or does saying "hooding" make them sound like people who are : A) going to be executed, or B) monks. Either way, this smooth operator managed to get a compliment about her car in there before the end, so I'm sure everything will work out.

she male or tranny - m4w - 30 (west covina)

I'm looking for a she male or tranny for a 3 some with my wife, my wife want's to get fuck by a she male or tranny with a big dig and big tits and big ass, just let me know if u are real send your pic and phone number ( no men ) thank u!  

There was a picture that accompanied this that I felt obliged to not include since it was a picture of a shemale plowing a lady. I don't understand why they felt the need to explain what they were looking for with a picture when it's PRETTY CLEAR what they want. It's totally not a missed connection, but it made me guffaw. Namely the little rider at the end there "(no men)". I'm picturing this person being disgusted and really put off by any men that respond. "Oooo, a reply. Oh, goddamn it! It's another man. Honey, we keep getting men sending in dick pictures, when all we want are tranny dick pictures!" I have nothing against transsexuals or wanting a shemale with a big "dig" but when you post on Craigslist you have to accept that you're going to get some men replying with pictures of their dicks.

Cute guy on beach with dog.... - w4m - 26 (Malibu, Ca)

Ok....so embarrassed, but I'm hating on myself for not talking to you more.....lol!

Sunday morning around 9:45
You:jeans, shirt, adorable dog (lab/pit mix maybe....the one that wants to plays with every dog it meets)
Me: disheveled ( had just been hiking!) black pants...little dog with me barking at your dog.)

Please no emails from anyone else...not looking to meet anyone else off Craigslist

Girl, you must not have read the Craigslist social contract. You're posting on here and you're a woman, you WILL be meeting other people off of Craigslist. You made your choice. You think you're embarassed now? Better set your junk mail filters to HIGH for the foreseeable future or just take this bullshit down.

Bang in the Back of Bolivar - m4w - 36 (Santa Monica)

Saw you with your boyfriend at Bolivar today (2/16).

I just kept thinking that I wanted to devour you like a piece of cake on my birthday. I've been on a bit of a hunger strike, or perhaps a diet, so you can hardly imagine how ravenously I would consume you. You probably saw it in my eyes. I can't imagine how scandalized you were -- or perhaps that's par for the course with you -- you are a beautiful woman.

Then, you can go back to your (seemingly possessive) boyfriend and be a good girl again. What he don't know wont hurt him. ;)

Intrigued? Contact me. 

Man, this guy took the food metaphor and fucking ran with it. I applaud him, although I'm still trying to work out what a "hunger strike" means or "a diet". Hunger strike = swearing off sex? A diet = only fucking skinny women? Or only fucking a certain race, i.e. asians? I'm no good with metaphors! But man, by the end I was intrigued. I would totally cheat on my boyfriend for the line this fool is dropping. This is the type of guy you meet once for coffee and then later find out he gave you syphilis and got your dog pregnant. He's THAT good. 

Here's a video for you to enjoy to remind you why we celebrate Washington's birthday:

Lincoln has had enough lip service in the past year. Later, bacon!