Tie the Knot

Welcome back. I did the Tough Mudder this past Saturday (I might do a post about it tomorrow. Contain your excitement). It was fun, but I never realized you could make your internal organs sore. When I'm at an event like that, though, I realize how easy it is to make eyes at someone and think there's something between you. Especially when you're knee deep in mud. Let's see who agrees...

griffith park - m4w - 26 (griffith park)

 i seen u at the park u were with 2 other girls ive never seen another prettier girl than u ....what were u wearing? 

WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF! Strikes one, two and three.

I want a Big Dick or a 3some or just a fine sexy lady - w4mw - 25 (Sgv)

I been wanting to have a big thick dick in my pussy I prefer Latino ,white,or Black really good looking in shape athletic and also if u have a girl who will like to have a threesome even better....and lady's I'm looking for a sexy girl nice ass boobs I could lick n caress if ur dtf perfect we could b fwb n have amazing naughty sexy ....please no fake shit or spams n don't come with bullshits I'm real n I'm serious lets see who is real here...girls I can host , boys sorry for you I can't ...send a pic n if I like what I see I'll reply with one back if not well thanks....please hit me up I want to tast someone already 

Who says romance is dead? This isn't really a missed connection, but when this falls in your lap you have to let it slide. (LOOK. I'M WINKING AT YOU) If you didn't make it past the first line, I understand. It's pretty rough. Not that there's anything wrong with being forward, but GOD. DAMN. Talk about casting a wide net. This person is basically looking for a penis, a penis and vagina, or just a vagina. If they were looking for an hermaphrodite, they'd be hitting for the cycle. I wish you luck and hope no one comes with "spams" or "bullshits". Only real people, please...

Rock n Roll Ralphs - w4m (west hollywood)

You, tall gorgeous male specimen. Salt and pepper, gym shorts... 40 something. We deliberately passed in the aisle. I chickened out, half smiled, and sauntered head down past the canned tuna. Aghhh... biggest regret ever.

Me, tall, blonde, jeans and grey tshirt.

I searched the store for a bit to no avail. I wonder where you went

Long shot, but magic can strike twice, no?

I love hyperbole. I love it more than breathing fucking air. BIGGEST REGRET EVER says this woman. All of the decisions leading up to you walking past a probably married dude in a Ralphs in West Hollywood and none of them trump that. Wow. Or you're talking about walking past the canned tuna, in which case, next time just pick up a can and wash away them regrets! And how do you know his aisle pass was deliberate? Maybe he actually needed canned tuna. Or diapers. Those are the same aisle, right? Then the searching and the no availing. Yet when I search around for someone it's a crime and there are restraining orders and much yelling about "Get out of my house!" Double standards, am I right dudes? Anyway, to answer her last question, yes, magic can strike twice and often does, but only in really bad magic storms. The kind that knock out your power and is this your card?!?!

Hope you have a magical week. Catch you later!