Mans Girl

We made it. The weekend tried to run away, but we caught up to it and explained that it's actually just a concept we use to keep track of time. A mere concept. Take THAT weekend. Anyway, I was out at a bar last night and I, myself, had a missed connection. But instead of wallowing in a missed opportunity, I'm going to make fun of the wallowers and then have a good, long cry.

Exchanged eye contact at gym - m4w - 29 (La fitness pico rivera)

Seen you at the gym today we exchanged eye contact and its not the first time extremely attracted to you but dont think its right to approach at the gym describe your looks to me so i can know its you  

So some people, apparently, when your eyes meet, that's an open invitation? I need to be more cautious with my eye-nvitations (see what I did there? Super fucking clever) because I make it a point to make eye contact with everyone. I must be viewed as some sort of eye slut. Oh, wait. I'm a guy, so it's okay. This guy has principles though. Striking up a conversation at the gym? No good. Open invitation over a widely used internet website? Excellent. Good luck, eye contact exchanger!

Red hair and most beautiful blue eyed girl... so you're 37 or 42? - m4w - 45 (Pasadena )

This is for blue eyed girl next door...
You know, it was around the holidays when I first happened to see you (by the way, you were only 39 then ;) but now you keep changing your age? Think that's kinda funny... and yes, I know it's not polite to ask a woman her age anyway ;) So anyways, ever since then I've tried and in every way (I can) except directly, "trying" catch your attention... Geez :) And I'm not even a redhead fanatic! "lol"
I just really liked you, something about you and "what you had to say"... So at least I tried to make it happen... ? for effort :)
Maybe we all just have a little stubbornness at times, or reasons...WI. huh? But still hoped you might notice me one day... "Pretty please".
Cause I'm running out of ways to m'catch your attention... Common, that was kinda funny :)

All kidding aside though, I've just never had anyone take "my" breath away... Think you are so incredibly beautiful :)

We have a repeater. I've posted a message from this guy before. Knowing that he's a serial poster makes it that much better. The posts read almost the exact same, although in this iteration he's harping on her fucking age which women LOVE. He also added more quotation marks. We should make a game of this. See how many differences in this creepy guy's post we can spot. Why is "my" in quotes? Is he saying it's not his breath you took? Why is "lol" in quotes? Aw, fuck it. He's really hurting his "I'm not even a redhead fanatic!" line he's dropping though by being obsessive and dare I say a little fanatical, here. 

scv promenade - m4w - 30 (valencia)

To the yumy girl in a sweatshirt walking her dog at the promenade on magic mountain Pkwy . I want you bad the things I wouldst do to you... I was working on phone stuff and said hi.. hit me up .... 

Let's break this down; right off the bat you called her yummy. That's bad. That's what a rapist would say. Then you wrote the single greatest line in the history of human writing: "I want you bad the things I wouldst do to you..." Is that Shakespeare? Let me say one thing and then we'll forget about it. This is how you put yourself out there. This is your calling card that says "Hey, you're attractive and my crotch is open for business." So don't come on so strong and don't use 16th century language, or thou might findeth it hard to ploweth her fields. Next time, forget about the phone stuff and tell her the bad things you'd do to her in person. See you at the arraignment.

Young man looking for facesitting - m4w - 21 (LA)

Young tall big man looking for some facesitting , body worship, domination ,
If this is what your into email me for more info and pics

Serious about this ad only , no fakes  

Posted without comment. Enjoy.

Have a good face-sitting weekend, kiddos.