Voodoo Woman

I've been thinking a lot about my own mortality lately. I hope when I die it's never. Anyway, it's been a couple days since my last post which is more than enough time for people to get lonely, mistakenly think they connected with someone and then shoot out our version of a laser into space trying to make contact. (I MEAN MISSED CONNECTIONS)

Fathers Office - m4w

Never actually used this, but why not. I approached you on my way out of Father's Office in Culver City last night (Wed) and told you you were cute, but your friend looked kind of pissed so I went on my way. In retrospect I should have kept talking to you anyway. 

This might be a first for me. I'm actually genuinely rooting for this guy, because he did it, man. He fucking did it. He spoke to the person and told them they were cute. If it weren't for one supposedly pissed friend, this might have been an actual connection. But you know what? Father's Office is pretty goddamn delicious, so this guy has already won in my book. 

Adorable shy/nerdy Trader Joes employee - m4w - 30 (La Canada)

I was the dorky boy in the bright plaid shirt with the color tattoo sleeve on the left arm. I had one item of veggie lasagna.

You (brunette w/braces) smiled and kept dialogue about the weather and how my weekend was going. I can't get you out of my head, you're too cute :)

If you see this drop a line and lets do something together! Or post anon with your hours and I'll say howdy =)

- W

A few line items here. Item 1) I always feel hesitant to show someone's picture, but then I think "If douche nozzle put their picture on Craigslist, then douche nozzle gets everything they deserve." Item 2) I will never understand it when someone has so much information about a person, yet can't seem to figure out a better way to get in contact with said person. You know where she works, W. Can I call you W? Fuck you, I'll call you King of the Newsies if I want. You put your picture on Craigslist. I fucking own you. Anyway, Item 3) Listen to the way this dude speaks: "one item of blah blah blah", "kept dialogue about the blah blah blah". His programmers down at the lab must be pleased as shit with the progress he's making.

 

Red hair and most beautiful blue eyed girl in all of Pasadena...42 - m4w - 45 (SGV)

It was around the holidays when I first happened to see you...

And since then I've tried in every way, except directly to catch your attention... Geez :) and I'm not even a redhead fanatic! "lol"
I just really liked you, something about you and what you had to say... Kinda like a favorite and I did try to wink at you too ;)
So at least I tried to set out and make it happen... ? effort :) guess we all have some stubbornness or reasons...WI.
But was still hoping you might notice me one day... Sooo, will you ever notice? "Pretty please" (humor :)

Honestly though... I tried because I've just never had anyone take my breath away... You're so incredibly beautiful... :)

Was everyone paying attention? Because you just got a master class in how to be the most awkward person on planet earth. Things to take away from this: you can never use too many smiley faces in one post, trying everything to get someone's attention should never include "directly" and lol is something to put in quotes. This guy is really trying though. You know that for a fact because he puts the word "effort" in there...by itself. Which made me laugh out loud because it's ridiculous and also because of George Michael's eulogy on Arrested Development. And how does a mother fucker TRY to wink? Did he blink at her instead or just stare? I don't understand how this 45 year old man is acting like a 13 year old who is still figuring shit out. I'm picturing him as a guy who wears Santa hats for all occasions. God's speed, you redhead fanatic.

Have a happy Thursday, dudes. May your connections never be missed and your effort always be direct. HUMOR.